shyaway

Title: First Kiss
Author: shyaway
Rating: PG-13? (archaic strong language - not sure how to classify it...)
Pairing: Jack/Giselle
Disclaimer: Pirates of the Caribbean and its characters are owned by Disney.
Author's note: For camille_moineau again! This time in return for the icon. Thank you. :-)
Summary: Candlelight, alone at night - isn't it romantic?

( Jack had been tumbling her some months by the time they first kissed... )

Title: Beau Nasty and the Bulky Whore
Author: shyaway
Rating: PG
Pairing: Jack/Giselle
Disclaimer: Pirates of the Caribbean and its characters are owned by Disney.
A/N: Written for the insults challenge at the Black Pearl Sails. I've been reading Captain Francis Grose's Classical Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue, a wonderful compilation of some fabulously colourful eighteenth-century slang. So I give you:

( Beau Nasty (n. A slovenly fop; one finely dressed, but dirty.) Whore of the Bulk (n. One who makes use of any available base.) )